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Dear J.C., I want to Quit my job, but I don't want to just leave amicably, I wanna really stick it to my Boss! What should I do? Signed, Giddy in Green Bay
I am so glad you asked, Giddy! I have just the thing for you! J.C.'s Top 10 things to say to Your Boss when you resign:9. I name Kenneth Lay as my replacement! 8. I just found a better job... than YOURS! 7. I got news for you, pal! You ain't supervising but 2 things right now: Jack and Shit, and Jack left town! 6. Look, Monster.com! Duck! 5. I've chosen a less consistently humiliating occupation! Stripping at a Gay Bar! 4. Buhdih-buhdih-buhdih, That's All Folks! 3. Well, this last offer proves that one man's severance package is another man's lunch money! I can't thank you enough! REALLY! 2. You know what I did like about working here? NOTHING! 1. Well, I can say I've found my work here both enjoyable and challeng-uh ha ha ha ha ha! Sorry! I almost got it out with a straight face! Hope that Helps! |
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