|J.C. Mašek III|
The World's Greatest Critic!
Many of you may have seen "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" this weekend. Those of you who did not, really should, as it has something for each of you! Take my word for it: This is the funniest film I've seen this year (except for Planet of the Apes, now THAT was comedy at its finest)! I'll now list why you should see this masterwork of cinema.
Josh: Kevin Smith directs himself in a Lightsaber duel with Mark Hamill!
Heather: Eliza Dushku is in it, and is in rare form! (Foamy!)
Haley: There is a reference to Cheesefries!
Mark: There is a nonstop assault on "Hollywood" which will make you smile big time. (Unless you've recently sold out too, Mr. Indie Man!)
Teresa: That kid "Dawson" Vander whoever is in it... without his "Creek" (or his paddle for that matter)!
Paula: The soundtrack features a song called "Jackass," from the aborted movie soundtrack of the show of the same name!
Justin: There are some girls in it in their Pajamas (eh-hehe-heh-hehe-heh)!
Charlotte: The clerks from Clerks are prominently featured... though they make no references to your favorite line about what NOT TO DO on the way to the parking lot! (Wink Wink).
Charlotte (again): Two words: Will Ferrell
That Dan Cook: Daredevil flips through briefly (don't blink, man!)!
Aunt Colleen: There's a... Wait a minute, there's nothing in it for you... save your 8 bucks!
Suzanne: They dis "Good Will Hunting!" But then you saw it with me, so you already know. What is it with me?
Lindsey: A monkey falls out of a tree (but it's not dead... so, I guess you'll have to change your famous joke)!
Thank you for your time. I encourage you to make your own reviews and post them anonymously to the internet laced with obnoxious profanity, and obscure references (but watch your back!). Thank you all for contributing to my delinquency... good night!
J.C. Mašek III
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