Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

(Release Date: August 24, 2001)


4 stars for Jason and Kevin!

Incredibly funny movie, but not for all tastes!
Instead of writing a whole new review, I thought I'd share my original thoughts on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back from Monday, August 27, 2001 1:03 PM! I taylor made this for some friends, so pretend you're one of them... or pretend you're Strongbad... what do I care?

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The Snooch to the Nooch Critic!!!
J.C. Mašek III
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Dear Friends,

Many of you may have seen "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" this weekend. Those of you who did not, really should, as it has something for each of you! Take my word for it: This is the funniest film I've seen this year (except for Planet of the Apes, now THAT was comedy at its finest)! I'll now list why you should see this masterwork of cinema.

Josh: Kevin Smith directs himself in a Lightsaber duel with Mark Hamill!

Heather: Eliza Dushku is in it, and is in rare form! (Foamy!)

Haley: There is a reference to Cheesefries!

Mark: There is a nonstop assault on "Hollywood" which will make you smile big time. (Unless you've recently sold out too, Mr. Indie Man!)

Teresa: That kid "Dawson" Vander whoever is in it... without his "Creek" (or his paddle for that matter)!

Paula: The soundtrack features a song called "Jackass," from the aborted movie soundtrack of the show of the same name!

Justin: There are some girls in it in their Pajamas (eh-hehe-heh-hehe-heh)!

Charlotte: The clerks from Clerks are prominently featured... though they make no references to your favorite line about what NOT TO DO on the way to the parking lot! (Wink Wink).

Charlotte (again): Two words: Will Ferrell

That Dan Cook: Daredevil flips through briefly (don't blink, man!)!

Aunt Colleen: There's a... Wait a minute, there's nothing in it for you... save your 8 bucks!

Suzanne: They dis "Good Will Hunting!" But then you saw it with me, so you already know. What is it with me?

Lindsey: A monkey falls out of a tree (but it's not dead... so, I guess you'll have to change your famous joke)!

Jamie: THIRTY-SEVEN?

Thank you for your time. I encourage you to make your own reviews and post them anonymously to the internet laced with obnoxious profanity, and obscure references (but watch your back!). Thank you all for contributing to my delinquency... good night!

J.C. Mašek III


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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Reviewed by J.C. Mašek III who is responsible for his own views,
and for having promised to go to class before he got high.
He could have cheated, and he could have Passed, but he got high!
Now he's takin' it next semester, and he knows why! Yeah, Yeah!
Because he got high!
Because be got high!
Because he got High!
Da-da-da-da-da-da!

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