June 20, 2003 7:24 AM

Absolutely real Harry Potter Spoilers fromt he upcoming Novel!!!

Well, from what I understand Harry gets picked on

in spite of the fact that half the crowd thinks 

he's the Messiah, there's a huge contest he 

almost doesn't win, but pulls off at the last second.

Meanwhile there is a new Defense against the Dark 

Arts teacher and there's a dark, menacing, monster 

controlling MADMAN pulling everyone's strings 

behind the scenes... then at the last second it's 

revealed that the whole time said svengali was 

actually LORD VOLDEMORT the whole time!  YES!


How do I know this?  BECAUSE IT WAS THE PLOT OF 

EVERY DAMNED HARRY POTTER BOOK SO FAR!



"Why... Why, it's LORD VOLDEMORT!", screamed Harry!

"I can't believe it!"


"No need to believe it...
I am here, trapped the whole time in Ron's rat Scabbers!
 Fooled you!"

"Well, here's a magic potion thinly referred to in

book three that I just remembered... 
now I throw it on you and!"

"Oh, what a world, what a world, I melting!

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeltiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!  
Foiled by a little boy!"


"What goes on here Mister Potter?",

said Dumbledore amid the ash, screams and smoke.


"Dude, you look different, Dumbledore!", gasped Harry at his
professor's lack of Richard Harris looks!


Dumbledore sighed... "Get out of here kid, you bother me!"